I CAN'T ACTUALLY EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW MUCH THIS IS MAKING FLAIL. LIKE A SEAL WITH A BALL ON MY NOSE AND SOMEONE IS ALL, 'HEY, LOOK AT THAT SEAL, AND THE BALL TRICK! LET'S GIVE HER A FISH' AND THE SEAL CLAPS REALLY EXCITEDLY? THAT IS ME. AND THIS STORY IS A FISH! AND YOU'RE THE...BRINGER OF THE FISH? SEAL TRAINER? OKAY, MAYBE THIS METAPHOR HAS LOST ITS POINT SOMEWHERE. WHAT?
JENNY. Hearts in my EYES okay. HEARTS IN MY EYES.
RAY HAS A JUDGMENTAL TOASTER LIKE I HAVE A JUDGMENTAL BREADMAKER. (no, seriously, have I shown you this thing? It really is judgmental.)
Okay, look, I would quote EVERY LINE BACK AT YOU, but since that is not POSSIBLE, I will simply tell you this is AMAZING and ILU! \jenny/
Except: Mike was pulling his phone back out of his pocket, and he was not going to start playing that game again, was he? Jesus Christ, forget an intervention, this was - they were going to have to talk about this -
Oh man, you know what would be awesome? Ray should be all GIVE ME THAT >:( about the phone at dinner one night, and TOTALLY WIN THE GAME. Ha! Mike would be mad! <3333
And Ray called him BABE, and there was OFFENDING CONDIMENTS and make-outs and Mike manhandling a homophobic purse-stealer who was named after the dickhead goalie from the Dallas Stars! And Ray being adorable and cranky!
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I CAN'T ACTUALLY EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW MUCH THIS IS MAKING FLAIL. LIKE A SEAL WITH A BALL ON MY NOSE AND SOMEONE IS ALL, 'HEY, LOOK AT THAT SEAL, AND THE BALL TRICK! LET'S GIVE HER A FISH' AND THE SEAL CLAPS REALLY EXCITEDLY? THAT IS ME. AND THIS STORY IS A FISH! AND YOU'RE THE...BRINGER OF THE FISH? SEAL TRAINER? OKAY, MAYBE THIS METAPHOR HAS LOST ITS POINT SOMEWHERE. WHAT?
JENNY. Hearts in my EYES okay. HEARTS IN MY EYES.
RAY HAS A JUDGMENTAL TOASTER LIKE I HAVE A JUDGMENTAL BREADMAKER. (no, seriously, have I shown you this thing? It really is judgmental.)
Okay, look, I would quote EVERY LINE BACK AT YOU, but since that is not POSSIBLE, I will simply tell you this is AMAZING and ILU! \jenny/
Except: Mike was pulling his phone back out of his pocket, and he was not going to start playing that game again, was he? Jesus Christ, forget an intervention, this was - they were going to have to talk about this -
Oh man, you know what would be awesome? Ray should be all GIVE ME THAT >:( about the phone at dinner one night, and TOTALLY WIN THE GAME. Ha! Mike would be mad! <3333
And Ray called him BABE, and there was OFFENDING CONDIMENTS and make-outs and Mike manhandling a homophobic purse-stealer who was named after the dickhead goalie from the Dallas Stars! And Ray being adorable and cranky!
:DDDD!!!!!
Clearly I now have to podfic this.
♥_♥