This was soooooooooooo great!!!!! Your RayV is wonderfully bitchy and sarcastic and just so Ray and your RayK is just as terrific. Love the entire moose thing, and the kissing, and RayK looking better as he ages (which is entirely too true for words). But this line literally made me applud you:

Ray is about to say as much, but then his dick is in Kowalski's mouth and even Ray can't find anything to complain about with that

It was the "even Ray" part that did it, because if he can't find anything to complain about, that's really saying something.